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ItzAPirateThing 9:30 pm
Are you watching the State of the Union right now?

Me 9:30 pm
Oh yes. John Bohener has looked like he's been trying to pass a kidney stone for the past ten minutes now.

ItzAPirateThing 9:31 pm
I really just can't believe they stood with the celebrating science fair winners bit
really guys

Me 9:31 pm
They stand for everything. It's a thing. XD

ItzAPirateThing 9:31 pm
XD

Me 9:31 pm
Or at least the Dems do.

ItzAPirateThing 9:31 pm
State of the Union, now with Exercise of the Union!

Me 9:32 pm
I miss Pelosi. She used to get so excited about clapping.

ItzAPirateThing 9:32 pm
I CAN CLAP THE LOUDEST

Me 9:32 pm
AND SMILE. LOOK MOM, I'M CLAPPING ON TV LOOK

ItzAPirateThing 9:32 pm
AND STANDING
I think Obama is like "really guys knock it off"
"I want to give this thing"
"shut up"

Me 9:33 pm
This is normal. They did it for W too.
That's why these things take like two hours.

ItzAPirateThing 9:33 pm
start the prompter, stop applause, star- wait more applause, start, stop, start, stop, start, STOP GDI

Me 9:33 pm
FUCK NO, I'M NOT GONNA BE A TEACHER.
Pay my student loans, then we'll talk. :|

ItzAPirateThing 9:34 pm
forsrs

Me 9:34 pm
Bohener's purple tie is amazing.

ItzAPirateThing 9:34 pm
who is that black guy sitting right in front of the podim
HE IS NOT MOVING
HE'S KIND OF CREEPING ME OUT
podium*

Me 9:35 pm
I KNOW. HE'S GETTING MORE ORANGE BY THE MINUTE.
He'll be a carrot by the end of it.

ItzAPirateThing 9:35 pm
PURZUE
OH OBAMA
YOU DON EFFED UP
I HEARD THAT
/media

Me 9:36 pm
Oh, that's nothing. We've got TWO Republical rebuttals after this, and one of them is Michele Bachmann. We haven't seen anything yet.
lol good luck with that.
College is expensive as fuck.

ItzAPirateThing 9:36 pm
YOUTUBE STOP CUTTING OUT ON ME

Me 9:36 pm
CNN has a feed?
CSPAN does too.

ItzAPirateThing 9:37 pm
KEEP THEM HERE
IMPRISON EVERYONE
I mean

Me 9:37 pm
...Barry, did you just imply that you want to keep those kids here? :|

ItzAPirateThing 9:37 pm
/cough

Me 9:37 pm
There are so many Chinese kids in my grad school /just sayin

ItzAPirateThing 9:37 pm
And now they can never leave :D

Me 9:38 pm
News to them, I'm sure. XD
Did you hear the one loser who cheered for Facebook?

ItzAPirateThing 9:38 pm
China HAS faster trains
They have for like years

Me 9:38 pm
Oh yes.

ItzAPirateThing 9:38 pm
Also no
No I did not XD

Me 9:39 pm
HEY HEY BARRY, HEY. CUT SUBSIDIES TO AUTO COMPANIES AND PROMOTE TRAINS. LIKE ONE FROM DC.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
But then rent prices would rise in Richmond, and I couldn't afford to move back home. |D

ItzAPirateThing 9:39 pm
WAIT WHAT I got distracted I asked my little brother to let my dog out and then the dog came back in and was covered in snow and he was like "LOL HE FELL INTO A BANK"

Me 9:39 pm
XD

ItzAPirateThing 9:40 pm
WAS THERE A JOKE

Me 9:40 pm
He's talking up trains.
Faster than flying, and no pat down. Har har.

ItzAPirateThing 9:40 pm
INTERNETZ FOR ALL!

Me 9:40 pm
Owned by Comcast, $100 a month plz. 8D

ItzAPirateThing 9:40 pm
There's a building on fire Jeff you wanna do your job?
wait for it... wait for iiitt.. /stares at phone

Me 9:41 pm
YEAH TAX CODE, SEXY

ItzAPirateThing 9:41 pm
UNF
lmao my brother is like "WHY ARE YOU WATCHING OBAMA HE SUX"
"NOTHING WAS BAD UNTIL HE BECAME PRESIDENT"
And I said "lol you were old enough to remember Bush do not play these games"
And he went "oh yeah I forgot"

Me 9:42 pm
Tell him you're watching Bohener sink gradually into his chair.
Or Biden making funny faces, he does that.

ItzAPirateThing 9:42 pm
He's been making lots of :D faces I see

Me 9:43 pm
It's either that or :c , because his mouth naturally curves pretty far down.
PUSSY CLAP, BOHENER.

ItzAPirateThing 9:44 pm
WHEE
HEALTH CARE even though half of the people in that room probs voted against it :|
BUT STAND
OH HERE WE GO

Me 9:45 pm
Not all of them >>
COME ON JOE WILSON, TELL HIM HE LIES.
BE AN HERO

ItzAPirateThing 9:45 pm
YOU LIE

Me 9:46 pm
I love this prom thing though, it pressures the Repubs to stand.

ItzAPirateThing 9:46 pm
SOMEONE IS NOT C LAPPING

Me 9:46 pm
LET'S DROP ALL THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE I INVITED~

ItzAPirateThing 9:46 pm
LOOK AT THEM

ItzAPirateThing 9:46 pm
HOW CAN YOU MAKE THEM PAY MOAR
I hate knowing despite all the clapping and agreeing going on this probably isn't going to change crap :|

Me 9:47 pm
WHO IS THAT FISTPUMPING? XD

ItzAPirateThing 9:47 pm
SOMEONE AMAZING OBVS
WAIT DID EMJAY GO TO THE STATE OF THE UNION
/lol

Me 9:47 pm
XD
Naw, really?
We spend a lot? Wow, I had no idea.

ItzAPirateThing 9:48 pm
What
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
YOU LIE

Me 9:48 pm
......woah, that threw people off.

ItzAPirateThing 9:49 pm
...s-should we clap?

Me 9:49 pm
HAR HAR, ENGINELESS AIRPLANE.

ItzAPirateThing 9:50 pm
METAPHORS

Me 9:50 pm
...taxes, Barry?
Come on, say it.

ItzAPirateThing 9:50 pm
Can we please tax rich people
:|

Me 9:50 pm
For srs

Me 9:51 pm
lol republicans wake up

ItzAPirateThing 9:51 pm
ZZzzzz

Me 9:51 pm
Taxes, Barry. Say it.
I know you can.

ItzAPirateThing 9:52 pm
YES
YESSS
I WILL STAND TO THAT

Me 9:52 pm
YAAAAAAY

Me 9:54 pm
Don't ask the republicans about competent government.

ItzAPirateThing 9:55 pm
lol who was that guy
he was so angryfais

Me 9:55 pm
Pffft, Eric Cantor.
He's the congressman in the district next to mine in VA
Also Majority leader in the house.

ItzAPirateThing 9:56 pm
I'm dumb
what did that mean
earmarks?

Me 9:56 pm
Earmarks?
When a bill appropriates money for something, some of that money can be set aside in 'earmarks' to go specifically to pet projects in member's districts.
It really won't save us any money by getting rid of them.

ItzAPirateThing 9:57 pm
WELL THEN

Me 9:57 pm
IT SOUNDS GOOD THOUGH.

ItzAPirateThing 9:57 pm
I'LL STAND TO THAT

Me 9:58 pm
YEAH MILITARY GUYS WHO LOOK BORED.

ItzAPirateThing 9:58 pm
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR

Me 9:58 pm
OMG, BOEHNER MOVED.

ItzAPirateThing 9:58 pm
WHAT

Me 9:58 pm
HE STOOD UP.

ItzAPirateThing 9:58 pm
His butt was getting tired :|

Me 9:58 pm
Maybe. XD

ItzAPirateThing 9:59 pm
HE HAD A WEDGIE

Me 9:59 pm
Biden probably did it. >>

ItzAPirateThing 9:59 pm
WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY STANDING

Me 9:59 pm
That's a good thing to say.
I wish we didn't have to do this 'America fuck yeah' stuff.

ItzAPirateThing 10:00 pm
But
But America, Fuck yeah

Me 10:00 pm
B/

ItzAPirateThing 10:00 pm
>>

Me 10:01 pm
Yeah....no, Barry. Afghanistan is still a clusterfuck

ItzAPirateThing 10:01 pm
HE'S TRYING

Me 10:02 pm
Oh yeah. START. We approved that after twisting arms. : /

ItzAPirateThing 10:02 pm
Can I go with
I'M PERSUASIVE

Me 10:03 pm
No. :|

ItzAPirateThing 10:03 pm
u_u

Me 10:03 pm
Zzzzzz, America fuck yeah again.

ItzAPirateThing 10:03 pm
SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY NOW

Me 10:04 pm
Yeah, we didn't do much in Sudan. : /
Oh no, Barry, not Tunisia.
We barely talked about it here.
Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about.

ItzAPirateThing 10:04 pm
/lost
/STANDS ANYWAY

Me 10:04 pm
DEMOCRACY, YEAH.

ItzAPirateThing 10:04 pm
WHOO

Me 10:05 pm
Obligitory nod to troops, everyone stand.
OHAI BOEHNER, YOU TOO.

ItzAPirateThing 10:05 pm
WAS UR BUTT FALLING ASLEEP AGAIN

ItzAPirateThing 10:06 pm
WAIT WHAT

Me 10:06 pm
OOOOOOH

ItzAPirateThing 10:06 pm
lol no applause from army guys
what does this mean

Me 10:06 pm
XD
I bet Boehner didn't clap either. >>
Meh.

ItzAPirateThing 10:07 pm
we wouldn't know we were too busy looking at army guys being grumpfaises

Me 10:07 pm
That's gonna be on Fox News later.

ItzAPirateThing 10:07 pm
ugh
the only person I want to hear talking about this is Stewart :D

Me 10:08 pm
XD
Zzzzzzzzzzz, America fuck yeah circlejerk, we know

ItzAPirateThing 10:08 pm
I LIVE IN AMERICA WHERE IS MY OBLIGATORY BUTTPATT

Me 10:09 pm
PULL YOURSELF UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS AND GIVE YOURSELF ONE. :|
YOU SOCIALIST

ItzAPirateThing 10:09 pm
HANDSHAKE
WHAT IS THIS
I SAW THAT

Me 10:09 pm
WASH THAT HAND, BIDEN.

ItzAPirateThing 10:09 pm
AND ANOTHER
THUMBS UP
WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE GESTURES

Me 10:09 pm
You could smile, Boehner.

ItzAPirateThing 10:09 pm
naaah

Me 10:10 pm
Biden smiles for him, I know.

ItzAPirateThing 10:10 pm
CUTAWAY TO

Me 10:10 pm
SOME GUY.

ItzAPirateThing 10:10 pm
You felt up your wife
I saw that

Me 10:10 pm
XD

ItzAPirateThing 10:10 pm
WE CAN TAKE THE CAMERA OFF NOW GUIZ

Me 10:10 pm
CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE
Needs moar Colbert

ItzAPirateThing 10:11 pm
And John Oliver
Just to stand up and say FUCK YEAH for everything :|
SHOULD
SHOULD I APPLAUD MYSELF

Me 10:12 pm
YES.
Someone on ONTD_political says he looks like mirror!Mr. Spock.

ItzAPirateThing 10:12 pm
XD

ItzAPirateThing 10:12 pm
MANIFEST?
Oh sorry
You say America and destiny in the same sentence and I just
flash back to history class

Me 10:13 pm
Okay, next should be the boring Republican rebuttal, then we get the crazy lady.

ItzAPirateThing 10:13 pm
Is it just going to be like "I DON'T LIKE MOST OF WHAT HE SAID"

Me 10:14 pm
Probably. Though the boring one is the new Repub budget guy, so he'll talk about money.
Gov. Chris Christie was supposed to do it, but he said no.

ItzAPirateThing 10:14 pm
KAL
KAL
KALLL

ItzAPirateThing 10:14 pm
ARE YOU TAKING MY QUESTIONS

Me 10:15 pm
HILDAWG...I like her longer hair, tbh

ItzAPirateThing 10:15 pm
Youtube turned me away to Kalpen
Taking questions

Me 10:15 pm
I'm on CSPAN, and they love to linger on the hand shaking. XD
And Barry signing autographs. XD

ItzAPirateThing 10:15 pm
lol
794: penis state, maaaan.
ItzAPirateThing: :O I love
ItzAPirateThing: Also that face with the word penis
ItzAPirateThing: Probably should have planned that better
WHOOPS
I"M ALWAYS DOING THIS

Me 10:16 pm
XD

Me 10:17 pm
Zzzzzzz, NBC, stop talking about America fuck yeah. I'm really tired of it.
Do not invoke Reagan either. :|
/turns back to CSPAN, no talking

ItzAPirateThing 10:17 pm
lol did he really just
Someone asked a question about what the plan is for students who are in debt trying to pay back loans, still going to college, how to ease this, etc
And the guy is b asically saying "WOW WHAT A GOOD LOOKING QUESTION"

Me 10:18 pm
....who is it?

ItzAPirateThing 10:18 pm
Roberto Rodriguez?
oh now he's going :|

Me 10:19 pm
There's....a staffer with that name?

ItzAPirateThing 10:19 pm
XD
The underscore says he's the ...

Me 10:19 pm
Or it's the movie director, XD

ItzAPirateThing 10:19 pm
something of education
>> I MISSED IT

Me 10:19 pm
Oh well.
Blah, don't care about the collegiality. I heard some boos in there. :|

ItzAPirateThing 10:20 pm
BOOING?!

Me 10:20 pm
There's always booing. Fox News said it was flat and uninspired.

ItzAPirateThing 10:20 pm
They would

Me 10:21 pm
It wasn't one of his greatest speeches, to be sure.

ItzAPirateThing 10:22 pm
But you know how Fox is
It could have been the greatest speech of his career
And they'd still be like "Eh"

Me 10:22 pm
True.
Come ooooon, crazy lady, come on.
I don't know if they'll run at the same time, but Bachmann will get more views, just because. XD

ItzAPirateThing 10:23 pm
WELL WHY NOT

ItzAPirateThing 10:24 pm
lol what are tags even
My mailbox is angry

Me 10:24 pm
XD

ItzAPirateThing 10:24 pm
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"ANSWER"

Me 10:24 pm
YOU WERE DOING YOUR CIVIC DUTY.

ItzAPirateThing 10:24 pm
MY MAILBOX DOES NOT CARE

Me 10:25 pm
REPUB GUY IS ALSO NOT MOVING.

ItzAPirateThing 10:25 pm
POKE HIM WITH A STICK

Me 10:25 pm
Meeeeeh, don't invoke Giffords.

Me 10:26 pm
Prayer? Come on guys.
You just gave up two minutes of your speech.
THE DEBT WILL KILL US ALL.

ItzAPirateThing 10:27 pm
IS IT GOING TO STAB ME

Me 10:28 pm
NO, IT WILL SMOTHER HIS CHILDREN, WHO ARE VERY YOUNG AND CUTE, DON'T YOU KNOW?

ItzAPirateThing 10:28 pm
OH GOD NOT THE CHILLENS
THEY ARE OUR FUTURE

Me 10:28 pm
Oh god, the health care law is evil.
We're all being smothered.

ItzAPirateThing 10:30 pm
oh noes

Me 10:30 pm
Hey Congressman Ryan. What are your plans?

Me 10:30 pm
No plans, huh? Just Obama is wrong? Ok.

ItzAPirateThing 10:30 pm
It's sad that people take these guys seriously anymore :|

Me 10:31 pm
The GUBMINT SHOULD ONLY SHOOT BROWN PEOPLE AND SAVE THE BABBIES.
BOOTSTRAPS

ItzAPirateThing 10:31 pm
RIGHT RIGHT
/PULLS SELF

Me 10:33 pm
Hey guys, will someone get around to telling you that Bush put us in this situation?
THANK GOD, THE SOCIAL SAFETY NET WILL BECOME A HAMMOCK. I can be lazy and never work again.

ItzAPirateThing 10:34 pm
you never get out of a hammock

Me 10:34 pm
...Day of Reckoning? Really?

ItzAPirateThing 10:34 pm
WHO SAID THAT
/is not watching

Me 10:34 pm
Congressman Ryan. Boring GOP response.

ItzAPirateThing 10:35 pm
I went to CNN

ItzAPirateThing 10:35 pm
And tried to play it
And ads

Me 10:35 pm
CSPAN?

ItzAPirateThing 10:35 pm
LOL FOR GOLDMAN SACHS

Me 10:35 pm
XD
BOOTSTRAPS.
That's like, 80% of the speech.

ItzAPirateThing 10:35 pm
And no actual plans eh

Me 10:35 pm
More America fuck yeah. :|

ItzAPirateThing 10:35 pm
Uh
....
he's kind of pretty
/cough

Me 10:36 pm
XD

ItzAPirateThing 10:36 pm
OH GOOD
I LOAD THE SPEECH JUST AS IT'S DONE

Me 10:36 pm
Eric Cantor is too, if he didn't do grumpyfaice

Me 10:37 pm
COME ON, CRAZY LADY. :<

ItzAPirateThing 10:38 pm
/talking about politics with Ben
Suddenly
itsaninjathing: i want a flute that summons a leprechaun
ItzAPirateThing: ...what

Me 10:38 pm
XD

Me 10:40 pm
CSPAN, you better cover this shit. I don't wanna watch the Tea Party stream. :|

ItzAPirateThing 10:40 pm
Yes you do
Don't lie

Me 10:40 pm
No, I really don't. :|

ItzAPirateThing 10:40 pm
:|

Me 10:41 pm
But they're showing the White House stream right now. Kal Pen ftw.

ItzAPirateThing 10:41 pm
Ooo

Me 10:42 pm
But he's brown, so the Tea Party does not want. : /

ItzAPirateThing 10:42 pm
Obama's speech was weak! Mr. Obama has been discussing many things just like before his Rock star election, but nothing has been changed! The speech was more like a Disny world speech
Wat is a Disny world speech :|

Me 10:42 pm
Um, he did mostly end the war in Iraq. I'll give him that.

ItzAPirateThing 10:44 pm
Obama will go down in history as the most inept president of the United States. This speech was horrible. He's supposed to be the great communicator? I think Boehner was pinching Biden to keep him awake. What a snooze.

Me 10:44 pm
Um.....I think it was the other way around re: Biden and Boehner.
And I can think of much worse presidents.

ItzAPirateThing 10:44 pm
WERE WE WATCHING THE SAME THING
I should stop reading these comments

Me 10:44 pm
Probably.
Bachmann, where art thou?

ItzAPirateThing 10:46 pm
Ohh my God, the "Republican Response."

I want to punch this guy in the face. Or his voice, if that was possible. LIMITED GOVERNMENT = NO DEFICIT. Yeah, right.

Me 10:46 pm
I told you, BOOTSTRAPS

ItzAPirateThing 10:47 pm
I KEEP TRYING BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH HARDER I CAN PULL

Me 10:47 pm
YOU WILL PULL AS HARD AS WE TELL YOU TO.
lol CNN keeps cutting to commercial while they wait.

ItzAPirateThing 10:47 pm
MOAR COMMERCIALS

Me 10:48 pm
GOTTA MAKE UP FOR ALL THAT WASTED TIME DURING THE SPEECH.
SILVER FOX

ItzAPirateThing 10:49 pm
OHMAI

Me 10:49 pm
YES
YAY TEA PARTY
WE'RE AWESOME
...um, Michele? We were in a recession. We can't not spend in a recession. :|
CHART

ItzAPirateThing 10:51 pm
I love charts

Me 10:51 pm
PLEASE STOP SPENDING MONEY WE DON'T HAVE.
EXPLOOOOOSION

ItzAPirateThing 10:51 pm
YOUR PLAY BY PLAY IS AMAZING

Me 10:51 pm
Hey. Hey lady? Recession. :|
RECESSION.
OH GOD, NOT THE LIGHTBULBS
THEY'RE TELLING US WHAT LIGHTBULBS TO BUY.
...Michele? Look at the camera, not the teleprompter. :|

ItzAPirateThing 10:52 pm
She is not doing well huh

Me 10:52 pm
Just bungled 'suggestions'

ItzAPirateThing 10:53 pm
JUST WHAT WE NEED

Me 10:53 pm
TURN BACK REGULATION

Me 10:53 pm
THAT WILL SAVE US
REPEAL OBAMACARE!
Support...medical malpractice reform. He said that. :|
OH GOD, THE POOR CORPORATIONS.
....still looking at the teleprompter.
:|
Can't we like, move the camera over a foot? It would help.

ItzAPirateThing 10:54 pm
WHAT IS THIS
DOES SHE EVEN GO HERE

Me 10:54 pm
YEAH, UNDO THE DAMAGE.
EXCEPTIONALISM
INDESPENCIBLE
BIG WORDS
PICTURES!
This is amazing.

ItzAPirateThing 10:55 pm
XD

Me 10:55 pm
THE CONSTITUTION

ItzAPirateThing 10:55 pm
OH

Me 10:55 pm
WE CAN DO THIS

ItzAPirateThing 10:55 pm
YEAH
I FEEL PUMPED

Me 10:55 pm
While she's talking to....something off to the left.

ItzAPirateThing 10:56 pm
that thing at the left is probs very important

Me 10:56 pm
Oh very. She was doing hand waving and everything.
10:49 PM — Bachmann is delivering this to Satan, who’s standing right off camera, giving her a thumbs-up.

ItzAPirateThing 10:57 pm
lmfao

ItzAPirateThing 10:57 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/kitkat55/emotions/sheep/th_sheep_choco.gif

Me 10:58 pm
...Om nom.

ItzAPirateThing 10:58 pm
BUT IT'S A SHEEP

Me 10:58 pm
.....Okay no, CNN. Don't tell us that it's a good thing that she used simple words.
YOU TELL THEM ROLAND MARTIN.
WE WERE IN A RECESSION, DAMN IT. BUSH STARTED IT.
Silver fox, bring in some class plz.

Me 11:02 pm
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lflyx6j0Bk1qzpwi0o1_500.png
I missed this look.

ItzAPirateThing 11:02 pm
lmao
This is what I drew for you while you were talking about the crazy lady and the silver fox
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn179/NoteKoneko/Picture-2.jpg
:D

Me 11:04 pm
XD

ItzAPirateThing 11:04 pm
OH BUT
MAYBE I SHOULD PUT SOME BOOTS ON HIM
WITH STRAPS

Me 11:05 pm
THEN IT WILL TRULY BE AMURRIKAN

Me 11:07 pm
Lol Keith Olbermann: Our next response, from @SarahPalinUSA, will be given with her back to the camera.

ItzAPirateThing 11:07 pm
lmao

Me 11:08 pm
You need to see it when the clips go up, if you didn't see all of it. It was...special.

EDIT: Bachmann's video is up. It just....yeah.

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