I Love the Automatic Drabble Maker!
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eternalslackerDone with The Automatic Drabble Maker for some of my OTPs:
Ken & Yamato
The Gay Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Ken strode along the path, making for Shiny Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Blue Digivice, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Cock.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his excitable table just in time to face the smoldering man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck softly, and Ken barely raised his table to meet the attack. They fought long and slowly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Ken found himself forced to one knee, the man's table pressed to his green ear. "I am Yamato of Shiny Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Blue Digivice. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a box."
But Ken had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his table with a twist, overpowered Yamato and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Ken said, looking down upon him.
Yamato's hips shimmered like a wolf protecting its mate. "I have underestimated you, Ken. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Ken's desire was inflamed. His ear throbbed and all his thoughts were to touch Yamato like a dog. Ken caressed Yamato's hot hips and he responded. They came together huskily, and their joining was as frisky as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Gabumon!" Ken groaned and touched Yamato as quickly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Ken said. "That's where I put the Blue Digivice for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed deeply on the grass, forgetful of all but their sparkly love. "We will stay together forever," Yamato said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Cock never got the Blue Digivice and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth
The Battle For The Attorney's Badge
On a desk, Phoenix cleaned his attorney's badge. He had been busy with the attorney's badge for hours and now wanted nothing more than a luxurious cuddle or a spiky massage from his lover Miles.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his solid Miles appeared at the door, grinning forcefully.
"Put down the attorney's badge," Miles said lyrically. "Unless you want me to clean that attorney's badge on your foot."
Phoenix put down the attorney's badge. He was sweet. He had never seen Miles so magenta before and it made him light.
Miles picked up the attorney's badge, then withdrew a cravat from his finger. "Don't be so sweet," Miles said with a magenta grimace. "A parrot bit my stomach this morning, and everything became rough. Now with this attorney's badge and this cravat I can lyrically rule the world!"
Phoenix clutched his icy stomach quietly. This was his lover, his solid Miles, now staring at him with a magenta finger.
"Fight it!" Phoenix shouted. "The parrot just wants the attorney's badge for his own solid devices! He doesn't love you, not the luxurious way I do!"
Phoenix could see Miles trembling quietly. Phoenix reached out his foot and touched Miles's finger lyrically. He was solid, so solid, but he knew only his icy love for Miles would break the parrot's spell.
Sure enough, Miles dropped the attorney's badge with a thunk. "Oh, Phoenix," he squealed. "I'm so luxurious, can you ever forgive me?"
But Phoenix had already moved on a desk. Like an earthquake rumbling across the entire city, he pressed his foot into Miles's finger. And as they fell together in a rough fit of love, the attorney's badge lay on the floor, light and forgotten.
Sokka & Zuko
A Sexyfine Occurrence
Sokka paced up and down, jiggling his knee. His very good friend, Mary Sue War balloon, had arranged to meet him here next to a pillar. "I have something emo to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue War balloon was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Sokka expected to see her bounce up, her plush hair streaming behind her and her fierce eyes aglow.
Sokka heard footsteps, but they seemed rather gilded for a delicate and furry girl like Mary Sue War balloon, whose tread was transparent. He turned around and found Zuko staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Zuko said seriously. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Sokka had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so smoothly. "Mary Sue War balloon asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Zuko, his nose began to throb cockily.
"Oh," Zuko said, hurriedly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Sokka said and caught Zuko by his topknot. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Zuko said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like Momo lurking in wait, striking at all the food he sees.
From behind a boomerang, Mary Sue War balloon watched with a blue light in her red eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Sokka/Zuko". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the flying bison from extinction.
Yes, I am trying to avoid studying. Why do you ask?
Ken & Yamato
The Gay Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Ken strode along the path, making for Shiny Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Blue Digivice, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Cock.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his excitable table just in time to face the smoldering man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck softly, and Ken barely raised his table to meet the attack. They fought long and slowly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Ken found himself forced to one knee, the man's table pressed to his green ear. "I am Yamato of Shiny Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Blue Digivice. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a box."
But Ken had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his table with a twist, overpowered Yamato and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Ken said, looking down upon him.
Yamato's hips shimmered like a wolf protecting its mate. "I have underestimated you, Ken. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Ken's desire was inflamed. His ear throbbed and all his thoughts were to touch Yamato like a dog. Ken caressed Yamato's hot hips and he responded. They came together huskily, and their joining was as frisky as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Gabumon!" Ken groaned and touched Yamato as quickly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Ken said. "That's where I put the Blue Digivice for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed deeply on the grass, forgetful of all but their sparkly love. "We will stay together forever," Yamato said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Cock never got the Blue Digivice and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth
The Battle For The Attorney's Badge
On a desk, Phoenix cleaned his attorney's badge. He had been busy with the attorney's badge for hours and now wanted nothing more than a luxurious cuddle or a spiky massage from his lover Miles.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his solid Miles appeared at the door, grinning forcefully.
"Put down the attorney's badge," Miles said lyrically. "Unless you want me to clean that attorney's badge on your foot."
Phoenix put down the attorney's badge. He was sweet. He had never seen Miles so magenta before and it made him light.
Miles picked up the attorney's badge, then withdrew a cravat from his finger. "Don't be so sweet," Miles said with a magenta grimace. "A parrot bit my stomach this morning, and everything became rough. Now with this attorney's badge and this cravat I can lyrically rule the world!"
Phoenix clutched his icy stomach quietly. This was his lover, his solid Miles, now staring at him with a magenta finger.
"Fight it!" Phoenix shouted. "The parrot just wants the attorney's badge for his own solid devices! He doesn't love you, not the luxurious way I do!"
Phoenix could see Miles trembling quietly. Phoenix reached out his foot and touched Miles's finger lyrically. He was solid, so solid, but he knew only his icy love for Miles would break the parrot's spell.
Sure enough, Miles dropped the attorney's badge with a thunk. "Oh, Phoenix," he squealed. "I'm so luxurious, can you ever forgive me?"
But Phoenix had already moved on a desk. Like an earthquake rumbling across the entire city, he pressed his foot into Miles's finger. And as they fell together in a rough fit of love, the attorney's badge lay on the floor, light and forgotten.
Sokka & Zuko
A Sexyfine Occurrence
Sokka paced up and down, jiggling his knee. His very good friend, Mary Sue War balloon, had arranged to meet him here next to a pillar. "I have something emo to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue War balloon was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Sokka expected to see her bounce up, her plush hair streaming behind her and her fierce eyes aglow.
Sokka heard footsteps, but they seemed rather gilded for a delicate and furry girl like Mary Sue War balloon, whose tread was transparent. He turned around and found Zuko staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Zuko said seriously. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Sokka had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so smoothly. "Mary Sue War balloon asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Zuko, his nose began to throb cockily.
"Oh," Zuko said, hurriedly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Sokka said and caught Zuko by his topknot. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Zuko said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like Momo lurking in wait, striking at all the food he sees.
From behind a boomerang, Mary Sue War balloon watched with a blue light in her red eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Sokka/Zuko". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the flying bison from extinction.
Yes, I am trying to avoid studying. Why do you ask?
